don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with
Norman Bates reminds me too much of Buster Bluth
Before you, I’d only dated self-indulgent takers,
Who took all of their problems out on me.
But you carry my groceries, and now I’m always laughin’
Taylor Swift accepting her VMA for the Best Female Video for I Knew You Were Trouble
we all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post